Best Joke ever written!............!
Question: Best Joke ever written!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
A nun take a taxi in a hurry!. While driving, a naughty idea comes to the driver mind!.
He said to the nun!.
Driver: It is my very big dream to kiss a nun!.
Nun: Ok, I will let you kiss me in some conditions!.
Driver : Of course! What are those conditions!?
Nun: First, you should be catholic!.
Second, you do have one wife!.
Third, you go to church every week!.
Driver : That's no problem! I am catholic, I have one wife and I go to church every week!
So the Nun give the Driver his very dream which is to kiss a nun!.
After kissing the Driver said!.
Driver: Sorry sister I lied! I am Muslim, I have many wives and I haven't gone to church!
Nun : Ok that's no problem!. By the way, my real name is Arnold and I am on my way to a custome party!!.
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He said to the nun!.
Driver: It is my very big dream to kiss a nun!.
Nun: Ok, I will let you kiss me in some conditions!.
Driver : Of course! What are those conditions!?
Nun: First, you should be catholic!.
Second, you do have one wife!.
Third, you go to church every week!.
Driver : That's no problem! I am catholic, I have one wife and I go to church every week!
So the Nun give the Driver his very dream which is to kiss a nun!.
After kissing the Driver said!.
Driver: Sorry sister I lied! I am Muslim, I have many wives and I haven't gone to church!
Nun : Ok that's no problem!. By the way, my real name is Arnold and I am on my way to a custome party!!.
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Answers:
Wow!. Indeed one of the best jokes ever written!
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i didn't see that coming!.
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a guy you dont know was better!.!.!. I saw yours coming!. I read too many of these! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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thatsa was great!.!.!.
didnt know who messed with whom!.!.
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didnt know who messed with whom!.!.
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Lol that was great heres another!!
A nun and a preist are stranded in a desert riding on a camel!. They have low supplies and they are just about dead!. Eventually their camel dies and they have no hope of getting out of the desert!.
Nun:"What are we going to do!?"
Preist: "There's nothing we can do, we are going to die and there is nothing we can do about it!."
Nun"I guess your right" the nun cries a little then the priest says
Preist:" Is there anything that you would like to do that you had never even thought about doing!?"
Nun"What do you mean!?"
Preist"Well, I've always wanted to see a nun naked!."
Nun: "Yeah what the hell we're going to die anyway!." So the nun took off her clothes
Preist: " Is there anything you would like to do!?"
Nun: "I've always wanted to see a Preist naked"
The preist took off his clothes
Nun:"What is that!?"
Preist" Well!.!.!. That is my penis when i stick it into things it creates life!.
Nun:"Then why dont you stick it into that camel and we can get the hell out of here!!!!"
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A nun and a preist are stranded in a desert riding on a camel!. They have low supplies and they are just about dead!. Eventually their camel dies and they have no hope of getting out of the desert!.
Nun:"What are we going to do!?"
Preist: "There's nothing we can do, we are going to die and there is nothing we can do about it!."
Nun"I guess your right" the nun cries a little then the priest says
Preist:" Is there anything that you would like to do that you had never even thought about doing!?"
Nun"What do you mean!?"
Preist"Well, I've always wanted to see a nun naked!."
Nun: "Yeah what the hell we're going to die anyway!." So the nun took off her clothes
Preist: " Is there anything you would like to do!?"
Nun: "I've always wanted to see a Preist naked"
The preist took off his clothes
Nun:"What is that!?"
Preist" Well!.!.!. That is my penis when i stick it into things it creates life!.
Nun:"Then why dont you stick it into that camel and we can get the hell out of here!!!!"
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