What was the one thing you remeber that was so funny you thought you'd piss !
Question: What was the one thing you remeber that was so funny you thought you'd piss your pants!?
Childhood memory to embarrassing moment!.!.!.
what is your's!? Made you laugh so hard you'd thought youd die from lack of air :3!?
Best and funniest gets the 10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what is your's!? Made you laugh so hard you'd thought youd die from lack of air :3!?
Best and funniest gets the 10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A Blonde's Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!.
Helllloooo!!!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March
Got really excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!.
box said '2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours !.!.!.!. power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.wrong instructions!.!.!.!.
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!.learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.
car swamped because soft-top was open!.
September
The capital of California is 'C'!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?
October
Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.!.!.
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911 !.!.!.!.!.
'duh'!.!.!.!.!.there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
blonde joke:
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox!.
She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house!.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and
again,
opened it, slammed it shut again!. Angrily, back into the house she went!.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than
ever!.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong!?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAILWww@Enter-QA@Com
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!.
Helllloooo!!!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March
Got really excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!.
box said '2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours !.!.!.!. power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.wrong instructions!.!.!.!.
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!.learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.
car swamped because soft-top was open!.
September
The capital of California is 'C'!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?
October
Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.!.!.
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911 !.!.!.!.!.
'duh'!.!.!.!.!.there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
blonde joke:
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox!.
She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house!.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and
again,
opened it, slammed it shut again!. Angrily, back into the house she went!.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than
ever!.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong!?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAILWww@Enter-QA@Com
probly the time there was a fire drill and i was in the locker room showering and the intire 7th grade was out side in there towles and then they couldnt get the alarms to go off so we were out there for 45 minutes all naked soaking wet in towels and some people had partially dressed underneath!.!.!. or the time i was at walmart and i grabed some guys hand by acendent and i thought i was my dad it wasnt !.!.!. i was 8 or 9 then Www@Enter-QA@Com
Usually it's the stupidest stuff you can imagine!. Like an idiotic "inside joke" with a friend, or one time when i was a little kid i wandered around the store going "Pickle! Pickle!" haha bet ppl!. looked at me funny a lot that day!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When a step daughter was very young i got her to laughing so i intentionally kept acting like i was laughing & couldn't stop!. She couldn't stop!. The more i put on the harder it was for me to stop we both had to run for the bathroom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the look on mom's face after she farts aloud in churchWww@Enter-QA@Com