Is she worth all of this?!
Question: Is she worth all of this!?
A Texan meets a lady and they go out for some time!. The Texan asks the lady to marry him but she replies: "Oh I require my man to have 5 million dollars"
"No problem, little lady" responds the Texan "Why that's just pocket money to me!."
"Well I also require my man to have at least 1,000 acres of land" the young lady reply's
"Oh heck my sweet little one I have much more than that" reply's the Texan!.
"Well also, I will need my man to have 12 inches" replied the lady!.
"Well now, that IS a problem, I will have to get back to you on that one" replied the Texan!.
A few days later the Texan calls his beloved and asks to see her!.
When they meet, he gently takes her hand and softly tells her "Honey child, my doctor said he can cut it down to any size you wish!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
"No problem, little lady" responds the Texan "Why that's just pocket money to me!."
"Well I also require my man to have at least 1,000 acres of land" the young lady reply's
"Oh heck my sweet little one I have much more than that" reply's the Texan!.
"Well also, I will need my man to have 12 inches" replied the lady!.
"Well now, that IS a problem, I will have to get back to you on that one" replied the Texan!.
A few days later the Texan calls his beloved and asks to see her!.
When they meet, he gently takes her hand and softly tells her "Honey child, my doctor said he can cut it down to any size you wish!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
one very lucky lady i say
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or if he had only six inches he could fcuk her twice a day being that
two times six is twelve
there is always a wcanker like pedro b cos hes probably
got a c,unt and thats just his motherWww@Enter-QA@Com
two times six is twelve
there is always a wcanker like pedro b cos hes probably
got a c,unt and thats just his motherWww@Enter-QA@Com
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thought he was gonna say look lady i am not cutting it in half for anybody Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lame but funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
And your question is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if only:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Like any man would agree to doing that for a woman!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com