What will you use your toliet for?!
Question: What will you use your toliet for!?
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Answers:
for poopingWww@Enter-QA@Com
no one will ever suspect that my toilet is the fountain of youth!.!.!.wait what!? you're reading this!? no, no, i wrote nothing of the sort! my toilet is quite the OPPOSITE of the fountain of youth--in fact, it's---it's---it's not the fountain of youth, really--no, no, it's something else entirely--look-look-look a bug! there's a bug on your wall! go get that hideous bug! it's getting closer, it's going to bite you! aaaahhhhh!!
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ok fine there's no bug!. what were we talking about!? sinks!? ah, yes, brooms, quite right!.!.!.useful things, brooms, eh!? sweep dirt, clear off spiderwebs from my fountain of youth NOTHING light is a wonderful thing, isn't it!? especially in the dark!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ok fine there's no bug!. what were we talking about!? sinks!? ah, yes, brooms, quite right!.!.!.useful things, brooms, eh!? sweep dirt, clear off spiderwebs from my fountain of youth NOTHING light is a wonderful thing, isn't it!? especially in the dark!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To stand and stare!.!.!.
At the $h!t that is floating down there!
All because I did not want to ruin a perfect day!.!.!.
By complaining that there was no water to flush it away!!!!.
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It's my soda fountain and snack bar!. Sometimes it's water, lemonade, or chocolate!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I often to worship the porcelain goddess!. Especially after a late night at the bars!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
everything and anything :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
giving Miley Cyrus a swirly Www@Enter-QA@Com
diarreah purposes (them tacos aint no joke) :-SWww@Enter-QA@Com
I sometimes like to sit on it and think!. Sometimes I pray to god for an easy release, but it doesn't workWww@Enter-QA@Com
shower jet!. *smiles dreamily*Www@Enter-QA@Com
To sit on while I think up toilet humour jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a dog's waterbowl :]
teehee x)Www@Enter-QA@Com
teehee x)Www@Enter-QA@Com
showerrrrr!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
To explode a big volcono!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you got it!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
barthing when you get sickWww@Enter-QA@Com
to wash my face with the flush!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com