Joke : Interesting excuses for speeding..can I have some stars..??!
Question: Joke : Interesting excuses for speeding!.!.can I have some stars!.!.!?!?
Kitsap County , Washington , had begun to crack down on speeding motorists!. Here's a list of some answers they received when they asked the drivers why they were speeding:
* My gas petal got stuck!.
* Don't I get a couple miles per hour over when I'm taking my grandchildren to the airport!?
* I didn't know I was speeding because my lights were off!.
* My speedometer is broken!.
* I had a bee in my car!.
* I've been drinking and I wanted to get off the road quickly!.
* I am driving my friend to the hospital!. He has alcohol poisoning!. (The driver was also found to be intoxicated!.)
* (After crashing) I put high test gas in my car and it caused me to lose control!. (He was also found to be intoxicated!.)
* I'm trying to catch that UFO!. Will you try to catch it for me!?
* I get 10 extra miles per hour in the fast lane!.
* I'm wearing shoes that are really heavy and they make the gas petal go down more!.
* My doctor gave me the wrong medication!.
* I'm headed to a divorce proceeding and if you met her, sir, you would understand why I'm in a hurry!.
* I just got my license back after having it suspended and I'm not used to driving!.
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* My gas petal got stuck!.
* Don't I get a couple miles per hour over when I'm taking my grandchildren to the airport!?
* I didn't know I was speeding because my lights were off!.
* My speedometer is broken!.
* I had a bee in my car!.
* I've been drinking and I wanted to get off the road quickly!.
* I am driving my friend to the hospital!. He has alcohol poisoning!. (The driver was also found to be intoxicated!.)
* (After crashing) I put high test gas in my car and it caused me to lose control!. (He was also found to be intoxicated!.)
* I'm trying to catch that UFO!. Will you try to catch it for me!?
* I get 10 extra miles per hour in the fast lane!.
* I'm wearing shoes that are really heavy and they make the gas petal go down more!.
* My doctor gave me the wrong medication!.
* I'm headed to a divorce proceeding and if you met her, sir, you would understand why I'm in a hurry!.
* I just got my license back after having it suspended and I'm not used to driving!.
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Answers:
How about "I need to get to a bathroom quick officer"!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol pplz can be stupid
answer mine plz
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answer mine plz
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lol
People are really stupid sometimes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
People are really stupid sometimes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i like the ufo oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i love things like those
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hmmm i think few of them would be handy for me~~!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How about I gotta pee or poop!?
Wasnt used!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wasnt used!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey , I've said some of those before
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have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm late for my wedding!.!.!.
My wife is giving birth to our first child!.!.!.
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My wife is giving birth to our first child!.!.!.
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