Blonde Joke............!
Question: Blonde Joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me!. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started!."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster!."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table!.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster!."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then " he said with a deep sigh, "let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
started!."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster!."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table!.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster!."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then " he said with a deep sigh, "let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!
omg thats funny i love blond jokes :D
this one made me laugh really hard too!!
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings!? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg thats funny i love blond jokes :D
this one made me laugh really hard too!!
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings!? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant very funny thanks for that!!
What do you think of this joke!. I was thinking of buying two goldfish!. I would call one fish 1 and one fish 2!. Then if 1 dies I will still have 2
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What do you think of this joke!. I was thinking of buying two goldfish!. I would call one fish 1 and one fish 2!. Then if 1 dies I will still have 2
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA! THATS A REALLY GOOD ONE!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahaaha!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like this one!. Think I'll go buy me a box of Corn Flakes and try putting it together myself!. I'll let you know when I'm finished with it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whats a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme!?
Hump Me Dump Me !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hump Me Dump Me !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats funny
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Really good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha !.!.!.!. I'm blonde but it doesnt matter i love this joke its funny coz not all blondes are stupid and i dont know where it comes from hehe but they are only jokes so i dont mind !.!.!.give us more plz >>>!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yup, the old ones are the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOOOOL to be fair blondes are seen as more dumb tho :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!
good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny and I'm not offended at allWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha trust that to be a blond joke that's a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!
im a blonde, and found that funny!
corn flakes!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
im a blonde, and found that funny!
corn flakes!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HaHa im blond but i love that joke lol xWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA!.!.that's funny!.!.!.star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
dumb and ancientWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good joke!. It made me smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I lol'd!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love blonde jokes!.!.heres another to add to your collection!.!.!.
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant!.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have!.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more!.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde!.
Do you have the container that it came in!?" asks the pharmacist!.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it!."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"!.
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!.
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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant!.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have!.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more!.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde!.
Do you have the container that it came in!?" asks the pharmacist!.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it!."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"!.
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!.
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