Joke>Is this what you call determination?!
Question: Joke>Is this what you call determination!?
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb weight loss Program!.
The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there stands before
him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck!.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
Company!. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me!.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her!.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up!.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens!.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
lost 10 lbs as promised!.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-pound
program!.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life!.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around
her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'!.
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such
luck!.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him
gradually getting in better and better shape!.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised!.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order
the 7-day, 50-pound program!.
'Are you sure!?' asks the representative on the phone!. 'This is our
most rigorous program!.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years!.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it,
he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you,
your *** is mine!.
He lost 63 pounds that week
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The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there stands before
him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck!.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
Company!. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me!.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her!.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up!.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens!.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
lost 10 lbs as promised!.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-pound
program!.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life!.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around
her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'!.
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such
luck!.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him
gradually getting in better and better shape!.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised!.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order
the 7-day, 50-pound program!.
'Are you sure!?' asks the representative on the phone!. 'This is our
most rigorous program!.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years!.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it,
he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you,
your *** is mine!.
He lost 63 pounds that week
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Answers:
Very funny,
If a great big amazon of a woman knocked on my door with that sign around her neck, I would run like h*ll !.
Or mess my pants ! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
If a great big amazon of a woman knocked on my door with that sign around her neck, I would run like h*ll !.
Or mess my pants ! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't think it's determination so much as sheer male horniness and fear!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats the best joke i heard in years:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahhaha!!
lmao!!
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lmao!!
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it is determination, i guess!.!.!.!. i don't get it, actually! 2 long of a question, srry!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! this is brilliant! i love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!
really good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
really good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
NICEWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaa!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, that's amazing!. xD
All you need is a little motivation!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All you need is a little motivation!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! ya!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh My God! That was uproariously funny! LMAO!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com