Joke> You ever heard of a Southern Baptist bra?!
Question: Joke> You ever heard of a Southern Baptist bra!?
A man walks into the lingerie department of Macy's in New York City !. He tells the sales lady, "I would like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size 34B!." With a quizzical look the sales lady asks, "What kind of bra!?" He repeats, "A Southern Baptist bra!. My wife said to tell you that she wanted a Southern Baptist bra, and that you would know what she wanted!." "Oh, yes, now I understand," says the sales lady!. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to!. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra!." Confused, and a little flustered, the man asks, "So, what are the differences!?"
The sales lady responds, "It's really quite simple!. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright!." He muses on that information for a minute and says, "Hmm!. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Southern Baptist bra do!?" She replied, "Well, the Southern Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The sales lady responds, "It's really quite simple!. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright!." He muses on that information for a minute and says, "Hmm!. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Southern Baptist bra do!?" She replied, "Well, the Southern Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Heard many bra-jokes but not this topless one!had a hearty laugh!
The Salvation Army bra is known to me & nothing about the other ones!.
Southern Baptist Bras may not be that much in demand these permissive days!
By the by, do you know the latest faashion report on bras!?
"The fashion hasn't changed; they're wearing the same thing in their bras!"
a really Great one, kitty!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Salvation Army bra is known to me & nothing about the other ones!.
Southern Baptist Bras may not be that much in demand these permissive days!
By the by, do you know the latest faashion report on bras!?
"The fashion hasn't changed; they're wearing the same thing in their bras!"
a really Great one, kitty!Www@Enter-QA@Com
kitty !.!.i didn't know you were !.!.Baptist!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i thought you were catholic!.!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
I hear if you're lost at sea you can use them as a sail :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaaaa! Good one girl!.!.one well deserved star coming up!. Never heard it before!. Thanks for the laugh to kick- start my day! Have a great TGIF!
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Very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG, that just takes the cake of all cakes, That was good1 and i'm a Southern Baptist!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought the Southern Baptist bra was stuffed with cotton!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHHAHAHHA! That is like the funniest joke I've EVER HEARD! I AM LIKE CRYING WITH LAUGHTER! ROFL! 5 STARS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
as a southern lady myself i couldnt agree more!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jokes and jokes !.!.!.all!. I enjoyed and think everyone here !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny one!.!.never heard that one b4 but i m wondering y don't they get requests for them anymoreWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is so funny, and to think I was raised a Southern Baptist!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh!? is that all!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
omfg, I know a million jokes but I've never heard that one!.
Wonderful!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wonderful!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's a really funny jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
cute jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
a good one kittyWww@Enter-QA@Com