THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER?!
Question: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER!?
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small!. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion!. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds!.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts!. 'How long will this take!?' I asked!. 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies!. I stopped!. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years!?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small!. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion!. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds!.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts!. 'How long will this take!?' I asked!. 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies!. I stopped!. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years!?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
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now that was funny!. you get starred!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*Yawn* Never liked that joke
I just can't relate to it, ever since I started using my girlfriend's toothbrush instead of toilet rollWww@Enter-QA@Com
I just can't relate to it, ever since I started using my girlfriend's toothbrush instead of toilet rollWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's an oldie but a goodie!.!. Thanks for the laugh again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA! lol good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hmmm!.!.!.!.!.Not very gallant , is he !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA!HA!HA! I would say you need wipe something of yours more too then!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
t0inkz!.!.,Www@Enter-QA@Com
always makes me laugh!. great oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol! not bad!!!!!!
quite good actually!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
quite good actually!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was great,thanx!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.brill!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked that!!!!! That's funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha sounds like my house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO! Old, but it never stops making me laugh! Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com