Am i having a bad joke day Three tests for the sailor?!
Question: Am i having a bad joke day Three tests for the sailor!?
There's this sailor who is stranded on a deserted island!.!.!. Anyway he thought it was deserted, when he gets captured by a tribe of cannibals!.!.
The cannibals are about to kill the sailor but the sailor protests claiming he is a "great warrior"!. The Chief of the tribe steps in and says!.!.!.
"If you can prove that you are a great warrior we will not kill you!"!.
The Chief thinks to himself and then says
"To prove you are a great warrior you must pass 3 tests!. If you pass these tests, we will let you live!."!.
The sailor says "Alright, alright I accept the challenge!.!.!. wha!.!.wha!.!. what are the 3 tests!?"!.
The Chief explains, "There are 3 tents,!.!.in the first tent is a jug of wine!. You must drink this jug of wine in 10 minutes and not get sick"!.
"In the second tent!.!. is a tiger !.!.with an impacted wisdom tooth!. You must extract the tooth from the tiger"!.
"And in the third tent is my DAUGHTER!!!. !.!.She has already killed 2 of her husbands that could not satisfy her!. !.!.You must enter her tent and satisfy her!"!.
The sailor begins the tests and enters the first tent!. About 9 minutes later he walks out staggering, and swinging the empty jug of wine!.!.!. but he doesn't get sick, so he passes the first test!.
He then enters the second tent and there are horrible sounds from the tiger who is screaching, screaming, and growling!.!.!. After about 20 minutes the sailor comes out of the tent,!.!. with scratches, cuts, with torn clothes and says!.!.!.!. "O!.K!., now where's that lady with the toothache!"
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The cannibals are about to kill the sailor but the sailor protests claiming he is a "great warrior"!. The Chief of the tribe steps in and says!.!.!.
"If you can prove that you are a great warrior we will not kill you!"!.
The Chief thinks to himself and then says
"To prove you are a great warrior you must pass 3 tests!. If you pass these tests, we will let you live!."!.
The sailor says "Alright, alright I accept the challenge!.!.!. wha!.!.wha!.!. what are the 3 tests!?"!.
The Chief explains, "There are 3 tents,!.!.in the first tent is a jug of wine!. You must drink this jug of wine in 10 minutes and not get sick"!.
"In the second tent!.!. is a tiger !.!.with an impacted wisdom tooth!. You must extract the tooth from the tiger"!.
"And in the third tent is my DAUGHTER!!!. !.!.She has already killed 2 of her husbands that could not satisfy her!. !.!.You must enter her tent and satisfy her!"!.
The sailor begins the tests and enters the first tent!. About 9 minutes later he walks out staggering, and swinging the empty jug of wine!.!.!. but he doesn't get sick, so he passes the first test!.
He then enters the second tent and there are horrible sounds from the tiger who is screaching, screaming, and growling!.!.!. After about 20 minutes the sailor comes out of the tent,!.!. with scratches, cuts, with torn clothes and says!.!.!.!. "O!.K!., now where's that lady with the toothache!"
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Answers:
Well Well Well , keep em coming buddy!. I'm in the third tent!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha hahahahaha oldie but goodyWww@Enter-QA@Com
GreaaaaT!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Good one!
10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol it wasnt that funny but it did bring a really big smile to my face thanks
p!.s it looked like this ---> =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol! i didnt expect that!. really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is a very gud1!!! had heard different versions of this but this one is the best so far!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Excellent one Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent one Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard something lie that b4!. lol lmao!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh! my, myWww@Enter-QA@Com
wasn't till I got to the end that I realised I'd heard it before!. Still funny thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Umm!.!.!.
Can someone explain
I don't get it
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Can someone explain
I don't get it
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its a walk into a bar joke, you stole it and revamped badly i might addWww@Enter-QA@Com