Are these oldies still funny or not ?!
Question: Are these oldies still funny or not !?
What is the difference between men and women
Q: What is the difference between men and women!.!.
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A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need!. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need!.
The Man Of Your House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be The Man Of Your House!."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law!. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert!."
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax!. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe!. Then, you will massage my feet and hands!. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair!?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess!."
Wifes Birthday
A man asked his wife, "if you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want!?"
"I'd love to be eight again," she replied!.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park!. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down!. Off to McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big-Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake!. Then it was off to a movie - the latest Hollywood blockbuster, hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi and M&M's!. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed!. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being eight again!?"
One eye opened!. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!."
The moral of this story is - If a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong!.
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Q: What is the difference between men and women!.!.
!.
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need!. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need!.
The Man Of Your House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be The Man Of Your House!."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law!. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert!."
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax!. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe!. Then, you will massage my feet and hands!. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair!?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess!."
Wifes Birthday
A man asked his wife, "if you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want!?"
"I'd love to be eight again," she replied!.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park!. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down!. Off to McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big-Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake!. Then it was off to a movie - the latest Hollywood blockbuster, hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi and M&M's!. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed!. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being eight again!?"
One eye opened!. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!."
The moral of this story is - If a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong!.
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Answers:
Both are funny but the second one is also true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah not to bad, how about this joke I remember from primary school,
Whats got to legs and bleeds alot!?
Half a dog!.
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I only realised that I was dyslexic when I turned up at a toga party once dressed as a goat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whats got to legs and bleeds alot!?
Half a dog!.
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I only realised that I was dyslexic when I turned up at a toga party once dressed as a goat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first two didn't really make me laugh but I loved the last one about her wanting to be eight!. I really didn't see the ending coming on that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
still funny hahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
wife's birthday, sooo trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
loli liked themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yea, still funny and in a funny way somewhat true to life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I totally agree with the last joke!. The second joke is funny and the first joke was a little corny but it worked for me!. = )Www@Enter-QA@Com
pretti goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
YupWww@Enter-QA@Com
the second one is nice, thanks for making me smile!. Have a nice day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dude lol thats funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
still funny to meWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes funny ! Add more pleazZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol yea, pretty funny and still true to lifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I laughed out loud at that last one, so true lol =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
now that's funny!.!.!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
there not funny any moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
Made my day! All very funny! ~:()>Www@Enter-QA@Com
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nah they are GARBASHWww@Enter-QA@Com
nah they are GARBASHWww@Enter-QA@Com