Redneck on the road Joke?!
Question: Redneck on the road Joke!?
This guy is walking along a dirt road when he stubbles upon an redneck lying on the ground with his ear in the dirt!.
"Are you alright!? What are you doing!?" the man asks but gets no answer at all!.
The redneck doesn't even acknowledge that he is there!.
So after a while of silence the man asks again, "Can I help you sir!?"
The redneck replies this time!. "Ford pick-up truck, blue, 18 inch rims, two passengers, female driver!."
"Wow! You can tell all that by listening to the ground!" the man says!.
"NO" The redneck replies with a shocked look on his face "The ***** ran over me 10 minutes ago!"
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"Are you alright!? What are you doing!?" the man asks but gets no answer at all!.
The redneck doesn't even acknowledge that he is there!.
So after a while of silence the man asks again, "Can I help you sir!?"
The redneck replies this time!. "Ford pick-up truck, blue, 18 inch rims, two passengers, female driver!."
"Wow! You can tell all that by listening to the ground!" the man says!.
"NO" The redneck replies with a shocked look on his face "The ***** ran over me 10 minutes ago!"
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Answers:
HA HA Damn rednecks eh dont know who is worst!.
them or women drivers ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
them or women drivers ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
heh heh hehWww@Enter-QA@Com
Is this a redneck joke just because of the fact that there's a dirt road!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
giggle :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny joke, i'm the redneck you ran over!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Raised a smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO! thats a KEEPER AND WORTHY OF A ~*~Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, I laughed at that one!. =PWww@Enter-QA@Com