I NEED a FUNNY RIDDLE!!!?!
Question: I NEED a FUNNY RIDDLE!!!!?
im bored!. need something to laugh at!.
just tell me a funny riddle!.!.!. not a knock knock jock!.
A RIDDLE>
make me laugh!.
i dont care if its long!. but not extremely long!.
thanks!.
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just tell me a funny riddle!.!.!. not a knock knock jock!.
A RIDDLE>
make me laugh!.
i dont care if its long!. but not extremely long!.
thanks!.
ta ta!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
1!. Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, 'Mommy, guess what!? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door!. They undressed and got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and !.!.!.!.'
The mother held up her hand and said, 'Not another word! Wait until your father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me!.'
The father came home and the wife tells him that she's leaving him!. 'But why!?' croaked the husband!.
'Go ahead, Johnny!. Tell Daddy what you've just told me!.'
'Well,' said little Johnny, 'I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob!.'
2!. Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park!. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra!?"
Grandpa looks at him and says "No Johnny, I will not!."
"But Grandpa, why!?" asks little Johnny!.
Grandpa replies!. "Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The mother held up her hand and said, 'Not another word! Wait until your father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me!.'
The father came home and the wife tells him that she's leaving him!. 'But why!?' croaked the husband!.
'Go ahead, Johnny!. Tell Daddy what you've just told me!.'
'Well,' said little Johnny, 'I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob!.'
2!. Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park!. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra!?"
Grandpa looks at him and says "No Johnny, I will not!."
"But Grandpa, why!?" asks little Johnny!.
Grandpa replies!. "Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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