Do you like little johnny jokes ?!
Question: Do you like little johnny jokes !?
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School!. Usually she slept through the class!. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe!?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear!. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep!.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior!?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep!. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted!.
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A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior!?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep!. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted!.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah superb!. you really deserve 100 thumbs up!. come on ppl! loved it so much!. thanks a billion =)
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OMG!! HAHAHAHAHA!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ahahahahahahaha rotflWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pure dead brilliant! Great laugh - just what I need with a Sunday morning hangover!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funee
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That joke is so old!. I hate it!. Terrible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao~~!!!!!!!!
good team work by little johnny and Mary make me laugh so badly~~~~!!!!!!!!!
little johnny is going to have a very bad time when he grows to young man~~!!!!!!!!!!lolzzzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao~~!!!!!!!!
good team work by little johnny and Mary make me laugh so badly~~~~!!!!!!!!!
little johnny is going to have a very bad time when he grows to young man~~!!!!!!!!!!lolzzzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
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