Which of the Four Cats is smarter?!
Question: Which of the Four Cats is smarter!?
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were!.
The first man was an Engineer,
the second man was an Accountant,
the third man was a Chemist,
and the fourth man was a Government Employee!.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
'T-square, do your stuff!.'
T-square pranced over to the desk,
took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle,
a square, and a triangle!.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart!.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better!.
He called his cat and said,
'Spreadsheet, do your stuff!.'
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and
returned with a dozen cookies!.
He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies!.
Everyone agreed that was good!.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better!.
He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff!.'
Measure got up, walked to the fridge,
took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass
from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a
drop into the glass!.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good!.
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The first man was an Engineer,
the second man was an Accountant,
the third man was a Chemist,
and the fourth man was a Government Employee!.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
'T-square, do your stuff!.'
T-square pranced over to the desk,
took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle,
a square, and a triangle!.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart!.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better!.
He called his cat and said,
'Spreadsheet, do your stuff!.'
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and
returned with a dozen cookies!.
He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies!.
Everyone agreed that was good!.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better!.
He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff!.'
Measure got up, walked to the fridge,
took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass
from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a
drop into the glass!.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good!.
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Answers:
I bet you work for the government and you came up with this at work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now, now, it's all fun and games until you are sent to jail and forced to live with a 400 pound inmate named Bubba!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that was funny lol
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A mighty good point my friend!. That's genius!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
I still wouldn't work for them, but hey, funny joke!
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that's a good one Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it!.!.!.which one was smarter!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL and there i was going to say glad i don't work for the government! when u said u want to work for the government!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!.!. i bet my cat can do that!!!! haha thats a good one!!!!
the fourth is smarter!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the fourth is smarter!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com