Was it a little surprised?!
Question: Was it a little surprised!?
Little Johnnie is sitting on the fence, watching a bull with two cows!.
The preacher walks up, and asks Johnnie what he is doing!.
Johnnie replies, "I'm watching that bull about to screw the black cow!."
The preacher, aghast at the language, tells Johnnie that he should say that the bull is going to 'SURPRISE' the black cow!.
Johnnie says, "OK!." and the preacher leaves!.
The next day, after church, the preacher is shaking hands with all the parishioners as they leave!.
When Johnnie appears with his parents, the preacher kneels down, smiles, and says, "So, Johnnie, did the bull 'SURPRISE' the black cow!?"
Johnnie replies, "He sure did! He screwed the white one instead!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The preacher walks up, and asks Johnnie what he is doing!.
Johnnie replies, "I'm watching that bull about to screw the black cow!."
The preacher, aghast at the language, tells Johnnie that he should say that the bull is going to 'SURPRISE' the black cow!.
Johnnie says, "OK!." and the preacher leaves!.
The next day, after church, the preacher is shaking hands with all the parishioners as they leave!.
When Johnnie appears with his parents, the preacher kneels down, smiles, and says, "So, Johnnie, did the bull 'SURPRISE' the black cow!?"
Johnnie replies, "He sure did! He screwed the white one instead!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That's a surprise alright, poor cow thought she had it coming!. Ha ha ha ha !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The poor black cow, She thought she was going to get some and it turned out the bull was just toying with her!. Cute joke!. Star quality,Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!.That's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.soo funny, I had to read it twice to get it, but it's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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haha thats funny
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LMAO
awsome once again sir jeph =]
star *Www@Enter-QA@Com
awsome once again sir jeph =]
star *Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!. I'll give you a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha! that's cutee!. star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com