What are some old jokes like "why did the chicken cross the road"?!


Question: What are some old jokes like "why did the chicken cross the road"!?
what are some old jokes like "why did the chicken cross the road"!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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why did the boy throw the clock out the window!? to see time fly!

what came first the chicken or the egg!?

what goes up but never comes down!? your ageWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why didnt the skeleton cross the road!.!.!.!.!.!.
He didnt have the guts to do it!

Knock Knock
-whos there
Banana
-Banana who!?

Knock Knock
-whos there
Banana
-Banana who!?

Knock Knock
-whos there
Banana
-Banana who!?

Knock Knock
-whos there
Orange
-Orange who
Orange u glad I didnt say bananaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the Turkey cross the road!?

To prove he wasn't chicken!.
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Why did the fish cross the ocean!?

To get to the other tide!.
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What did the ocean say to the beach!?

Nothing!.!.!.It just waved!
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why did the chicken cross the playground!? to get to the other slide!Www@Enter-QA@Com

why did the girl throw butter out the window!?

to see a butterflyWww@Enter-QA@Com

how do you make a klenex dance!?!?

you put a little boogie in itWww@Enter-QA@Com



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