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Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness!?
A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to f##k off!
Q!. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime!?
A!. When the big hand touches the little hand!.!.!.
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident!. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St!.Peter to do an intake!. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven!.
St!. Peter finally shows up and they ask him!.
St!. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked!. Let me go find out," and he leaves!.
The couple sits for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all!. "What if it doesn't work out!?" they wonder, "Are we stuck together forever!?"
St!. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled!. "Yes," he informs the couple, "You can get married in Heaven!."
"Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out!?
Could we also get a divorce in Heaven!?"
St!. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground!
"What's wrong!?" exclaims the frightened couple!.
"Come on!" St!. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a priest up here!
Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer!!?"
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A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to f##k off!
Q!. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime!?
A!. When the big hand touches the little hand!.!.!.
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident!. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St!.Peter to do an intake!. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven!.
St!. Peter finally shows up and they ask him!.
St!. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked!. Let me go find out," and he leaves!.
The couple sits for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all!. "What if it doesn't work out!?" they wonder, "Are we stuck together forever!?"
St!. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled!. "Yes," he informs the couple, "You can get married in Heaven!."
"Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out!?
Could we also get a divorce in Heaven!?"
St!. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground!
"What's wrong!?" exclaims the frightened couple!.
"Come on!" St!. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a priest up here!
Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer!!?"
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ohhh please!.!.!.!.!.Complaining Jehova : Religion is there to be made fun of !!!! Get a life!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness!?
A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to f##k off!
i'm a Jehovah's Witness and i find that offensive
please do not make jokes about peoples religion
thankyou
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A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to f##k off!
i'm a Jehovah's Witness and i find that offensive
please do not make jokes about peoples religion
thankyou
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You should be ashamed of yourselfWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol 8/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao thats funny (the joke) the Q&A its ok!.!.!. never heard tho thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
its alright but nothing to write home about thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one!.had to read it twice but got it in the end 9/10 cheers for the giggle :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha i really liked that!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hah, not heard them apart from the micheal jackson oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
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pretty darn good!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i havent heard those ones but their good hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com