The 10 marriage commandments joke!
Question: The 10 marriage commandments joke
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Commandment 1 :
Marriages are made in heaven!.
But then again, so is thunder and lightening!.
Commandment 2 :
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep!.
Commandment 3 :
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least! 10 grand!
Commandment 4 :
Married life is very frustrating!.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens!.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen!.
Commandment 5 :
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is!.
Commandment 6:
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one!.
Commandment 7:
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say!.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish!.
Commandment 8:
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook!.
But the law allows only one wife!.
Commandment 9 :
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry!.
That is why one treats the other like toxic waste!.
Commandment 10:
A man is incomplete until he is married!. After that, he is finished
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Commandment 1 :
Marriages are made in heaven!.
But then again, so is thunder and lightening!.
Commandment 2 :
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep!.
Commandment 3 :
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least! 10 grand!
Commandment 4 :
Married life is very frustrating!.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens!.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen!.
Commandment 5 :
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is!.
Commandment 6:
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one!.
Commandment 7:
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say!.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish!.
Commandment 8:
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook!.
But the law allows only one wife!.
Commandment 9 :
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry!.
That is why one treats the other like toxic waste!.
Commandment 10:
A man is incomplete until he is married!. After that, he is finished
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Answers:
They are horrible, and not even funny with it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is not a joke!.!.!.!.it sounds the truthful of marriage life!. Nothing can be laugh, it is real in life!.
The asker should write the 10 Commandment of Marriage in a humour way, so it looks like joking!. This passage written in a serious way of communication!.!.!.!.not humour enough!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The asker should write the 10 Commandment of Marriage in a humour way, so it looks like joking!. This passage written in a serious way of communication!.!.!.!.not humour enough!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant! Bravo! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent logistical processses mentioned here! LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL thats hilarious ! Especially love Commandment 4 and 8 hahahaha :) xWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
These are funny!. The people who don't think so need to get a sense of humour or at least lighten up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very clever ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao #5 is awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com
AH!. i love em!. they are all so hilariuos, i love number 3!. and thay are all so true!. :] star for you/ :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Number 3 is!.!.!.!.sadly true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!!! Number 6 is funny and number 8 too!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats the best joke ive heard in a month were did u get that got any others hello hello!? answer me oh yh rite sorry plz tell me toughWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's Great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha, I love number 3!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolz, i love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very Good!!!
Star 4 U *Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star 4 U *Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats good! lol, number 5 is the best! ;)
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i liked this a lot!.!.!.it made me laugh!!XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
u're right !Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is not funny, and a little derrogatory against women!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont think thats very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com