A marriage Counsel joke ... ?!
Question: A marriage Counsel joke !.!.!. !?
A husband and wife are having major problems after 15 years of marriage, so they go to a counselor!.
The counselor asks them what the problem is!. The wife launches into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married!. She goes on and on and on!.
Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her very passionately!. The woman shuts up and stares at him quietly in a daze!.
The counselor then turns to the husband and says, "Your wife is lonely!. This is what your wife needs at least three times a week!. Can you do this!?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Tuesdays I play poker, Thursdays I go bowling, and Fridays I go sailing!. Do you work Saturdays!?"
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The counselor asks them what the problem is!. The wife launches into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married!. She goes on and on and on!.
Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her very passionately!. The woman shuts up and stares at him quietly in a daze!.
The counselor then turns to the husband and says, "Your wife is lonely!. This is what your wife needs at least three times a week!. Can you do this!?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Tuesdays I play poker, Thursdays I go bowling, and Fridays I go sailing!. Do you work Saturdays!?"
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While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, my wife Grace and I listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other!. Men and women see things differently!. Misunderstandings can lead to trouble in a Relationship!.”
He addressed me, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower!?"
I confidently replied "It's Pillsbury, isn't it!?
It went downhill from there……!.
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"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other!. Men and women see things differently!. Misunderstandings can lead to trouble in a Relationship!.”
He addressed me, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower!?"
I confidently replied "It's Pillsbury, isn't it!?
It went downhill from there……!.
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