Funny Joke or Not?!
Question: Funny Joke or Not!?
Heard It All Before!?
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Lexus convertible out of the dealership!. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left!.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more!.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring!. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120!. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing!? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival!.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Lexus, looked at the old man, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, it's Friday and my shift ends in 30 minutes!. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go!."
The old gentleman paused!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper!. I thought you were bringing her back!."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Lexus convertible out of the dealership!. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left!.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more!.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring!. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120!. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing!? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival!.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Lexus, looked at the old man, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, it's Friday and my shift ends in 30 minutes!. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go!."
The old gentleman paused!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper!. I thought you were bringing her back!."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Nice one Dave!.!.!. ROFLMSMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny, arf arfWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haahaha, very funny! =D
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A wonderful golden oldie, one of my favourites, and still a good laugh every time I hear it !.!.!.! Have a good day, Sir!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
seriously i LOL'dWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats fair funny, nice 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
THAT IS A REAL GOOD JOKE!. LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha i get it! ive never heard that before!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was a good one dmtWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that's cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
made me laugh a bit [ though I am kinda tired right now ]Www@Enter-QA@Com
it's ok not greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha that tickled my pickle lol xxWww@Enter-QA@Com