What is the three chinese men joke?!
Question: What is the three chinese men joke!?
How does he rest of the joke go where there are three chinese men and there is someone who gets murdered and the chinese people can only say yes,yes,yes , spoons, forks, and knives!. I forgot howthe rest goes!. Please help me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I think this is how it goes, I think I had to adlib a little since I haven't heard it in a while, hope it helps!.
So there are three Chinese guys that come to America and don't speak any English, so to learn English, they go into three different places and they listen to the people there!. The first one goes and sees some boy scouts doing good deeds, when they accomplish the task someone asks, who did this and they say, "we did it, we did it!." And so the first Chinese man repeats this over and over again!. the Second one goes into a Restaurant and hears a bus boy saying "forks and knives, forks and knives!." So the second guy repeats it over and over again!. The third guy goes into a Pet shop and hears a girl get excited and says "goody goody gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops!." So the three Chinese men meet at a crime scene where someone was murdered, and the police man comes and asks, "Does anyone know who did this!?" The first Chinese man says "We did it, we did it!." The policeman flabbergasted asks, "how did you do it!?" The second Chinese man says "forks and knives forks and knives!." So the policeman says, "okay, you are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law!." The third Chinese man says "goody goody gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
So there are three Chinese guys that come to America and don't speak any English, so to learn English, they go into three different places and they listen to the people there!. The first one goes and sees some boy scouts doing good deeds, when they accomplish the task someone asks, who did this and they say, "we did it, we did it!." And so the first Chinese man repeats this over and over again!. the Second one goes into a Restaurant and hears a bus boy saying "forks and knives, forks and knives!." So the second guy repeats it over and over again!. The third guy goes into a Pet shop and hears a girl get excited and says "goody goody gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops!." So the three Chinese men meet at a crime scene where someone was murdered, and the police man comes and asks, "Does anyone know who did this!?" The first Chinese man says "We did it, we did it!." The policeman flabbergasted asks, "how did you do it!?" The second Chinese man says "forks and knives forks and knives!." So the policeman says, "okay, you are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law!." The third Chinese man says "goody goody gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
idk, but here's another one
a chinese man that only can say yes yes yes in english!. he gets a tv!. he watches a music channel and learn to say "me me me!." then he watches the cooking channel and learns to say "forks and knives!." then he watches wrestling and hears "bring it on fat man!." but then a police man comes in!.
police: there has been a murder!. do u know who did it!?
mam: yes yes yes
police: who did it!?
man: me me me
police: how did you do it!?
man: forks and knives forks and knives
poloce: i'm afraid im about to arrest you
man: bring it on fat man
hope that helps a little
(sorry it's rude, but i need answers)
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Jonathan Taylor ThomasWww@Enter-QA@Com
a chinese man that only can say yes yes yes in english!. he gets a tv!. he watches a music channel and learn to say "me me me!." then he watches the cooking channel and learns to say "forks and knives!." then he watches wrestling and hears "bring it on fat man!." but then a police man comes in!.
police: there has been a murder!. do u know who did it!?
mam: yes yes yes
police: who did it!?
man: me me me
police: how did you do it!?
man: forks and knives forks and knives
poloce: i'm afraid im about to arrest you
man: bring it on fat man
hope that helps a little
(sorry it's rude, but i need answers)
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.
just #1 fan of!.!.!.
Jonathan Taylor Weiss
Jonathan Taylor ThomasWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I'm sorry I dont know, But I wish I did it sounds funny!. Please post the answer when you get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
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