Which is the funniest?!
Question: Which is the funniest!?
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses!. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up!. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're
stupid, Little Johnny!?'
No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her
face!. 'Why do you do that, mommy!?' he asked!. 'To make myself beautiful,'
said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue!.
'What's the matter!?' asked Little Johnny!. 'Giving up!?'
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class!.
She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44!?'
Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
stupid, Little Johnny!?'
No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her
face!. 'Why do you do that, mommy!?' he asked!. 'To make myself beautiful,'
said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue!.
'What's the matter!?' asked Little Johnny!. 'Giving up!?'
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class!.
She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44!?'
Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Very cute !!
Joke #1 ranks first
Joke #2 ranks third
Joke #3 ranks second
Thanks for the chuckles !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Joke #1 ranks first
Joke #2 ranks third
Joke #3 ranks second
Thanks for the chuckles !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought the first and the last were both funny!. But I have to say the first one was the funniest though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
me likey! here's a star! they're all funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
THE 1ST ONE
AND LAST ONEWww@Enter-QA@Com
AND LAST ONEWww@Enter-QA@Com
THe 1ST one dude! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Definitely the last one - a sign of the times!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the last one!. definitely!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I laughed my a** off at the first and third ones!. Man I wish I could come up with something like that!. WOOOOO!!!! That teacher is stupid!.
*starredWww@Enter-QA@Com
*starredWww@Enter-QA@Com
the last one! LOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
i liked the first one betterWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first one definitelyWww@Enter-QA@Com