Heard these?!
Question: Heard these!?
17!. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories!. After about an
hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse!.
"But why!?" they asked, as they moved off!. "Because ", he said,
"I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer!."
18!. A woman has identical twins and gives them up for adoption!. One of
them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal!." The other goes to a
family in Spain; they name him "Juan!." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself to his birth mother!. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal!. Her husband responds,
"They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories!. After about an
hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse!.
"But why!?" they asked, as they moved off!. "Because ", he said,
"I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer!."
18!. A woman has identical twins and gives them up for adoption!. One of
them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal!." The other goes to a
family in Spain; they name him "Juan!." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself to his birth mother!. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal!. Her husband responds,
"They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
The first one is a classic, but I've never heard the second one before!. It's ******* hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
18=ROFL!!!
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hahaha the first one is okay but the second takes the cakeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard similar onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
18 was o!.k!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first one didnt make sense right away but after i read it agian i thought it was ok but the second one was pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, no!.
But #18 was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
But #18 was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha both very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
did'nt get the first one , second one was a bit less than avergaeWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first one was OK, but I love the second one haha funny thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
No, I have never heard of those ones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those are both very cute and clean!. I like them!. Thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i like the second oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the second one betterWww@Enter-QA@Com
didnt get the first one!.!.!.dont like the secondWww@Enter-QA@Com
never hear those before!. those are quite funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i ahvent heard them n theyre quite funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've never heard those, and yes, they are funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first one was better than the second one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com