Is this a weird twist to "The night before Christmas"?!
Question: Is this a weird twist to "The night before Christmas"!?
'Twas the night before Christmas in Old Kandihar,
And Osama Bin Laden felt far below par
For he'd been on the run since the day when the Yanks
Had first littered the landscape with the planes and the tanks
That Osama's buddies, those fierce Taliban kind,
Were supposed to be using to protect his behind!.
So he put on his turban and took to his bed,
While visions of cruise missiles danced in his head!.
Then up on the roof there arose such a clatter,
He sprang to his feet to see what was the matter,
And what to his wondering eyes did appear
But two squads of marines, in full battle gear!.
And Taliban bodies flew left and flew right!.
As they yelled 'Semper Fi!' and 'oo-rahed' in delight
And as two marines burst into the room,
He pe*d himself, because he knew they spelled doom!.
"Death to the Infidel!" Osama cried,
"You've got it, buddy," the grunts both replied
And bullets arrived in torrents and showers,Www@Enter-QA@Com
And Osama Bin Laden felt far below par
For he'd been on the run since the day when the Yanks
Had first littered the landscape with the planes and the tanks
That Osama's buddies, those fierce Taliban kind,
Were supposed to be using to protect his behind!.
So he put on his turban and took to his bed,
While visions of cruise missiles danced in his head!.
Then up on the roof there arose such a clatter,
He sprang to his feet to see what was the matter,
And what to his wondering eyes did appear
But two squads of marines, in full battle gear!.
And Taliban bodies flew left and flew right!.
As they yelled 'Semper Fi!' and 'oo-rahed' in delight
And as two marines burst into the room,
He pe*d himself, because he knew they spelled doom!.
"Death to the Infidel!" Osama cried,
"You've got it, buddy," the grunts both replied
And bullets arrived in torrents and showers,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol thats great!.!.you have an interesting life !.!.this is mine
T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the House
Everybody felt shitty
Even the Mouse
Mum at the Whorehouse
And Dad smoking Grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of Arrse
When out on the Lawn
I heard such a Clatter
I sprung from my Piece
To see what was the matter
There out on the lawn
I saw a Big Dick
I knew in a Moment
It must be St Nick
He came down the Chimney
Like a Bat out of Hell
I knew in a Moment
The F#cker had fell
He filled all our stockings
With Kebabs and Beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer
He rose up the Chimney
With a Thunderous Fart
The Son of a Bltch
Blew the Chimney apart
He Swore and Cursed
As he Rode out of Sight
Piss on You all
And have a hell of a NightWww@Enter-QA@Com
T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the House
Everybody felt shitty
Even the Mouse
Mum at the Whorehouse
And Dad smoking Grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of Arrse
When out on the Lawn
I heard such a Clatter
I sprung from my Piece
To see what was the matter
There out on the lawn
I saw a Big Dick
I knew in a Moment
It must be St Nick
He came down the Chimney
Like a Bat out of Hell
I knew in a Moment
The F#cker had fell
He filled all our stockings
With Kebabs and Beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer
He rose up the Chimney
With a Thunderous Fart
The Son of a Bltch
Blew the Chimney apart
He Swore and Cursed
As he Rode out of Sight
Piss on You all
And have a hell of a NightWww@Enter-QA@Com
YES YES YES
OMG THANKS
ITS FINELY HAPPENED
OH HOW BLOODY GOOD
I FEEL GOOD NANA NANA NANA NA
I KNEW THAT I WOULD NOW NANA NANA NANA NA
OH SH-T WAS THAT JUST A JOKE
YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE
I BEEN DANCING
WELL VB IT WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED
X X XWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG THANKS
ITS FINELY HAPPENED
OH HOW BLOODY GOOD
I FEEL GOOD NANA NANA NANA NA
I KNEW THAT I WOULD NOW NANA NANA NANA NA
OH SH-T WAS THAT JUST A JOKE
YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE
I BEEN DANCING
WELL VB IT WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED
X X XWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
i fell out of my chair laughing!i totally loved it!where did you get it!?ive never heard this one before!.!.did you make it yourself!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Me no likey =(Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did not like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com