Would you have given the preacher a raise?!
Question: Would you have given the preacher a raise!?
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before
the congregation and asked for a raise!. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so
would his paycheck!.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary!.
There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church!. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd,
'Children are a gift from God,' he said!.
Silence fell on the congregation!.
In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said,
'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers!.'
And the congregation said, 'Amen'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the congregation and asked for a raise!. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so
would his paycheck!.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary!.
There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church!. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd,
'Children are a gift from God,' he said!.
Silence fell on the congregation!.
In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said,
'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers!.'
And the congregation said, 'Amen'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Oh boy!.!.!.I have a friend, who is a minister, and from what I hear, I think he's in that same kind of church!
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