Dumb Blondes...{they'll never learn}...joke?!
Question: Dumb Blondes!.!.!.{they'll never learn}!.!.!.joke!?
A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them apart!. So she asks the farmer next door what to do!. He says to cut one of their tails off!. So she does!. But then the other horse's tail gets caught in a bush and rips off!. So she can't tell them apart again!.
She asks the farmer for advice a second time!. He tells her to cut one of the horses ears!. So she does!. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence!.
She is still confused!. She asks the farmer what to do!. He tells her to measure them!.
She comes back and says, "The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
She asks the farmer for advice a second time!. He tells her to cut one of the horses ears!. So she does!. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence!.
She is still confused!. She asks the farmer what to do!. He tells her to measure them!.
She comes back and says, "The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OMG!.!.!. i am soo blonde!! i had to read that like 3 times before i finally got it!!!! seriously i was like!.!.!. what!? did i miss part of the joke!?!?!? what is the matter, i guess he lost his comedy side! then i read it again and i was like oh!.!.!. no i still don tget it! then i started writing the answer saying it isnt funny at all and then i decide to read it again and i was like white and black!?!?!? so i had to erase it all and then rewrite this i am so lame!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahahahaha, that's a really good one!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that was really funny!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that was really funny!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This was soooo funny!!!!.!.!.!.!.WHEN I HEARD IT YESTERDAY!!! Try and get some new stuff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
GREAT GETS A STARWww@Enter-QA@Com
Come on cod4wars this isn′t re-run day is it!? Shame on you!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blond jokes!. i just love them!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg lmaoo that made me smile!. I love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg, how funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was oh kay!.!. but i really didnt get it!.!. lemme read a second time!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh my goodness!! lol that is really cute ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol very good ones
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com