I think is jokes a classic do others agree?!
Question: I think is jokes a classic do others agree!?
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer!.
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you!?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces!.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds!?'
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit!?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays!.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case!?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere!.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge!?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something!?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30!.'
By now the lawyer is gettin frustrated but tries one last question
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a ******!?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a ****** and that's why I wants a dayvorce!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you!?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces!.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds!?'
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit!?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays!.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case!?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere!.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge!?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something!?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30!.'
By now the lawyer is gettin frustrated but tries one last question
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a ******!?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a ****** and that's why I wants a dayvorce!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I like the other version better
L: "Well, then why do you want the divorce!?"
HF: "Oh, it's not me, it's my wife, she insists on it!. Says I have no communicational skills!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
L: "Well, then why do you want the divorce!?"
HF: "Oh, it's not me, it's my wife, she insists on it!. Says I have no communicational skills!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe, hillbilies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get the part:
"The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something!?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30!.'"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something!?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30!.'"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahahahahahaha =D
I love that one =P
And yes, it's a classic =]
Star for you ^-^Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love that one =P
And yes, it's a classic =]
Star for you ^-^Www@Enter-QA@Com
definite classic-lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LoL Too funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is funny!. But I don't think it is a classic because I had never heard it before today!.Www@Enter-QA@Com