Adult Adult: Old men can still think fast?!
Question: Adult Adult: Old men can still think fast!?
Old men can still think fast
The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees!. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built!.
One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over!. He hadn't been there for a while!. He g rabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit!.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with skinny dipping in his pond!. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond!. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence!.
At once, they all went to the deep end!.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!."
The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked!."
Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees!. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built!.
One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over!. He hadn't been there for a while!. He g rabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit!.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with skinny dipping in his pond!. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond!. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence!.
At once, they all went to the deep end!.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!."
The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked!."
Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Steve, you know that is a true story! Why don't you just admit that you scared those poor girls just so you could see their melons!? LOL!.!.!.
Jell-oWww@Enter-QA@Com
Jell-oWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hmmmm So that's how you get the ladies out of the pond!?!?!? lol
Gravy in the Winter and Jello in the Summer ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))Www@Enter-QA@Com
Gravy in the Winter and Jello in the Summer ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!. gravy&jello!? both disgusting!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAAHA!.!.!.
JELLO please!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
JELLO please!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.!.so youre and OLD man now!.!.hmm and youre younger than me!.!.!.!.I might resent that!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They ran out naked !! AHAHHAAWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahahah, luved it ! jello plsWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is a very smart joke and a smarter old man good job
and jely it is (im a aussie we call it jelly not jello)Www@Enter-QA@Com
and jely it is (im a aussie we call it jelly not jello)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!!
my god!.
scary!bwahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
my god!.
scary!bwahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.really good one !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HaHaHa!!!
That's a good one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's a good one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahhhh
that was pretty damn funny
its all gravy babe =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was pretty damn funny
its all gravy babe =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one :) !!!
Jello ;pWww@Enter-QA@Com
Jello ;pWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was hilarious!.!.!.!.it has my vote for best of the day so far!. Thank you and have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com