Whats the funniest joke you know??!
Question: Whats the funniest joke you know!?!?
Make it a good one!.!. :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a mommy bird and a baby bird!.!.!.
One day the baby bird says to its mom, "how do you know to go south for the winter!?" she said, "Well, my instincts tell me!.
then the baby bird says, "But my end stinks too!. but it doesn't tell me anything!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day the baby bird says to its mom, "how do you know to go south for the winter!?" she said, "Well, my instincts tell me!.
then the baby bird says, "But my end stinks too!. but it doesn't tell me anything!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
i know a couple!.!.!.
Q how do you circumcize a redneck!?
A kick his sister in the chin
Q What do you call a lesbian dinosaur!?
A a Lickalotapus
Q What do you call a gay dinosaur!?
A a Mega - sore- ***Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q how do you circumcize a redneck!?
A kick his sister in the chin
Q What do you call a lesbian dinosaur!?
A a Lickalotapus
Q What do you call a gay dinosaur!?
A a Mega - sore- ***Www@Enter-QA@Com
little jimmy asks his dad 'where do babies come from!?!?!?'
to which his dad replies 'well jimmy the stalk drops them off'
a little confused jimmy responds 'then who ***** the stalks!?!?!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
to which his dad replies 'well jimmy the stalk drops them off'
a little confused jimmy responds 'then who ***** the stalks!?!?!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
rockstar's was pretty funny!. but here's my favorite:
did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper!?
he sold his soul to santaWww@Enter-QA@Com
did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper!?
he sold his soul to santaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the chicken cross the road!?
To get to the other side!
haha noWww@Enter-QA@Com
To get to the other side!
haha noWww@Enter-QA@Com