Best knock-knock jokes?!
Question: Best knock-knock jokes!?
They need to be clean, school appropriate, but thats about it!.
It would help if they were clever, too!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It would help if they were clever, too!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Knock-knock!.!.!.
Who's There!?
You
You who!?
Yoo-hoo! I love that drink!
Knock-knock!.!.!.
Who's There!?
Horton hears a
Horton hears a who!?
I guess you've seen the movie too!
Knock-knock!.!.!.
Who's There!?
Zippideed
Zippideed who!?
Zippideed who da, zippity a!.!.!. my oh my what a wonderful day!
Knock-knock!.!.!.
Who's There!?
Little old lady
Little old lady who!?
I didn't know you could yodel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's There!?
You
You who!?
Yoo-hoo! I love that drink!
Knock-knock!.!.!.
Who's There!?
Horton hears a
Horton hears a who!?
I guess you've seen the movie too!
Knock-knock!.!.!.
Who's There!?
Zippideed
Zippideed who!?
Zippideed who da, zippity a!.!.!. my oh my what a wonderful day!
Knock-knock!.!.!.
Who's There!?
Little old lady
Little old lady who!?
I didn't know you could yodel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My favorite is to tell them you have a knock-knock joke but they have to start it!. You end up with something like this!.
You: OK, I have a knock-knock joke but you have to start it!.
Them: Knock-knock
You: Who's there!?
Them: Umm !. !. !. what!?
You: Umm !. !. !. what who!?
Them: !. !. !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You: OK, I have a knock-knock joke but you have to start it!.
Them: Knock-knock
You: Who's there!?
Them: Umm !. !. !. what!?
You: Umm !. !. !. what who!?
Them: !. !. !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock
Who's there!?
Atish
Atish Who!?
Bless you
Knock Knock
Who's there!?
Boo
Boo Who!?
No need to cry it's only a joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there!?
Amish
Amish who!?
Aaaww I miss you too!
cheeeeeeeeeeseyyyy but you asked for them =pWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Atish
Atish Who!?
Bless you
Knock Knock
Who's there!?
Boo
Boo Who!?
No need to cry it's only a joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there!?
Amish
Amish who!?
Aaaww I miss you too!
cheeeeeeeeeeseyyyy but you asked for them =pWww@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock
Who's there!?
Banana
Banana Who!?
Knock Knock
Who's there!?
Banana
banana who!?(repeat about 5 times)
After it's been repeated say:
Knock Knock
Who's there!?
Orange
Orange who!?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Banana
Banana Who!?
Knock Knock
Who's there!?
Banana
banana who!?(repeat about 5 times)
After it's been repeated say:
Knock Knock
Who's there!?
Orange
Orange who!?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock knock,
Who's there!?
Hush!.
Hush who!?
Bless you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Hush!.
Hush who!?
Bless you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com