Nasty but funny Jokes!!! ADULTS ONLY!!!?!
Question: Nasty but funny Jokes!!! ADULTS ONLY!!!!?
These two guys (we'll call them Jack and Paul) really waited a few drinks but didn't have enough money!.
"I have an idea!" says Paul!. He takes the money, runs into a supermarket and comes out with a sausage!.
"Okay here's the plan!. We'll go into a bar, order a few drinks and when the bartender asks for the money, I'll pull this sausage out of you pants and suck!." Jack wasn't sure!. "Trust me it will work!." Paul reassured so Jake puts the sausage in his pants!.
So they go into a bar, order some drinks and down them!. When the bartender asked the money, Paul kneels down, unzips Jake's fly and starts sucking on the sausage!.
"You sick b@stards! GET OUT OF MY BAR!" yells the bartender!. So they get thrown out!. "See it worked!" says Paul!. So they walk into several bars and do this for the whole night!. At midnight, Paul falls on the ground!. "Man, my knees are killing me!"
"You think that bad!?" says Jack!. "I lost the sausge at the second bar!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I have an idea!" says Paul!. He takes the money, runs into a supermarket and comes out with a sausage!.
"Okay here's the plan!. We'll go into a bar, order a few drinks and when the bartender asks for the money, I'll pull this sausage out of you pants and suck!." Jack wasn't sure!. "Trust me it will work!." Paul reassured so Jake puts the sausage in his pants!.
So they go into a bar, order some drinks and down them!. When the bartender asked the money, Paul kneels down, unzips Jake's fly and starts sucking on the sausage!.
"You sick b@stards! GET OUT OF MY BAR!" yells the bartender!. So they get thrown out!. "See it worked!" says Paul!. So they walk into several bars and do this for the whole night!. At midnight, Paul falls on the ground!. "Man, my knees are killing me!"
"You think that bad!?" says Jack!. "I lost the sausge at the second bar!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Its funny-Star for your sausage!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Disgusting!.!.!.A man sucking another man!.!.!.EwwwwWww@Enter-QA@Com
Joke was ok, but next time can you read over before you post, since I think you used the wrong wordion a few occasions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nasty ,nasty reallly !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thts funny asWww@Enter-QA@Com
dirty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
someones been reading the not so funny jokes on craigslist!. the funny joke is that limp little thing in your hand!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
GoodWww@Enter-QA@Com
eww and it's not funny!.!.that's just cornyWww@Enter-QA@Com
One day there was a little girl and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out for the night so they hired a babysiter and told him to let the girl do whatever she wanted to do because it was her birthday!.
So when the parents left, the little girl was playing and the babysiter got tired so he said "I'm going to take a shower and the little girl said "Oh, can I take a shower with you!?" and the babysiter said " Uh, O!.K!. Just don't look down!."
When they were taking a shower the little girl dropped the shampoo and when she picked it up she saw his dick and said "What's that!?"
The guy said "Um, it's a ruber ducky" and the girl says "O!.K!."
Then the babysiter said "I'm tired I'm going to go to sleep!." and the girl says "Can I go to sleep with you!?" and the guy says "Um, O!.K!. Just don't look under the covers!."
So when they're in the bed there's a thunderstorm and the girl gets scared and hides under the covers!. Then she looks at the guys dick and says "Can I play with your rubber ducky because I'm scared" and the guy says " Uh, O!.K!." and he falls asleep!.
The next morning he looks at the bed and he sees the there is blood all over the place and he asks the little girl "What Happened" and the little girl says"The rubber ducky spit at me so I chopped it's head off!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
So when the parents left, the little girl was playing and the babysiter got tired so he said "I'm going to take a shower and the little girl said "Oh, can I take a shower with you!?" and the babysiter said " Uh, O!.K!. Just don't look down!."
When they were taking a shower the little girl dropped the shampoo and when she picked it up she saw his dick and said "What's that!?"
The guy said "Um, it's a ruber ducky" and the girl says "O!.K!."
Then the babysiter said "I'm tired I'm going to go to sleep!." and the girl says "Can I go to sleep with you!?" and the guy says "Um, O!.K!. Just don't look under the covers!."
So when they're in the bed there's a thunderstorm and the girl gets scared and hides under the covers!. Then she looks at the guys dick and says "Can I play with your rubber ducky because I'm scared" and the guy says " Uh, O!.K!." and he falls asleep!.
The next morning he looks at the bed and he sees the there is blood all over the place and he asks the little girl "What Happened" and the little girl says"The rubber ducky spit at me so I chopped it's head off!."Www@Enter-QA@Com