AM I TOOOOO OLD!!{joke}?!
Question: AM I TOOOOO OLD!!{joke}!?
I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes!.
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts!.
Have bouts with dementia!.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore!.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92!.
Have lost all my friends!.
But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license
feel free 2 contact meWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes!.
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts!.
Have bouts with dementia!.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore!.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92!.
Have lost all my friends!.
But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license
feel free 2 contact meWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I've seen that type on the road!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. scary !Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha that's funny cause here in AZ they approve your drivers license until, well mine is till 2054 and i got it awhile ago!. Its so true!!! they don't even bother to test them (older people) randomly, there should be an age limit of sum sorts!.
ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Crappies honey sometimes I feel the same!!!
But thank God I am still a long way from 85 or 92!.xxx
Here have a star and thanks for you laugh,will see you soon in the old people's home!.xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
But thank God I am still a long way from 85 or 92!.xxx
Here have a star and thanks for you laugh,will see you soon in the old people's home!.xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
ya u r old!.!.!.!.like alwaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok !.!.!. *makes a weird face* !.!. you can't be that old!! !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's not a joke--there's more truth in this than most things on this site!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your Licence has "THIS PERSON CAN'T DRIVE" stamped across it!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL XD funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
just don't forget where you put the keysWww@Enter-QA@Com
You go grandpaw!
Wait, are you older or am I!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wait, are you older or am I!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
huh!? that wasnt very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol !.!.!.weird!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com