Pen-s wants a raise (kinda rude joke...)?!
Question: Pen-s wants a raise (kinda rude joke!.!.!.)!?
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
1!. I do physical labor!.
2!. I work at great depths!.
3!. I plunge head first into everything I do!.
4!. I do not get weekends or public holidays off!.
5!. I work in a damp environment!.
6!. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation!.
7!. I work in high temperatures!.
8!. My work exposes me to diseases!.
_______________________________
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your
request for the following reasons:
1!. You do not work 8 hours straight!.
2!. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH
brief work period!.
3!. You do not always follow the orders of the
management team!.
4!. You do not stay in your designated area, and are
often seen visiting other locations!.
5!. You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order t! o start working!.
6!. You leave the workplace rather messy at the endWww@Enter-QA@Com
following reasons:
1!. I do physical labor!.
2!. I work at great depths!.
3!. I plunge head first into everything I do!.
4!. I do not get weekends or public holidays off!.
5!. I work in a damp environment!.
6!. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation!.
7!. I work in high temperatures!.
8!. My work exposes me to diseases!.
_______________________________
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your
request for the following reasons:
1!. You do not work 8 hours straight!.
2!. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH
brief work period!.
3!. You do not always follow the orders of the
management team!.
4!. You do not stay in your designated area, and are
often seen visiting other locations!.
5!. You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order t! o start working!.
6!. You leave the workplace rather messy at the endWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
So will he get LAID off!?
If so he will be pissed!
But he is such a dick!.
And he is usually just hanging around!.
Although he is an upstanding member of society!.
He really doesn't mind getting jerked around either!.
For him it's a good thing when life totally sucks!.
And he hardly ever wears his raincoat!.
also known as;
Richard
Peter
Johnson
Willie
Pepe
Oscar Meyer
The thing that women like to see come out of him most is!.!.!.
the wrinkles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If so he will be pissed!
But he is such a dick!.
And he is usually just hanging around!.
Although he is an upstanding member of society!.
He really doesn't mind getting jerked around either!.
For him it's a good thing when life totally sucks!.
And he hardly ever wears his raincoat!.
also known as;
Richard
Peter
Johnson
Willie
Pepe
Oscar Meyer
The thing that women like to see come out of him most is!.!.!.
the wrinkles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, disgustingly funny joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very Very nice!. And true haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.
I heard this one b-4 but its so good and true!.
=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard this one b-4 but its so good and true!.
=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
poor guy!.
why doesn't he get a raise!?lol
he should join a penal colony
just kidding
bad ideaWww@Enter-QA@Com
why doesn't he get a raise!?lol
he should join a penal colony
just kidding
bad ideaWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats so funny!!!!
penises!. ha ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
penises!. ha ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats sooo funyyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. I loved it!. what aba one for !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com