Ok are these good for kids ?????!
Question: Ok are these good for kids !?!?!?!?!?
How do you make an eggroll (egg roll)!?
Push it!.
How do you make Mexican chilli!?
Take him to the North Pole!.
How does a hot dog speak!?
Frankly!.
How is a bell obedient!?
It sounds off only when it is told (tolled)
!.
If you cross a bee and chopped meat, what do you get!?
A humburger!.
If you cross a cat and a pickle, what do you have!?
A picklepuss!.
If you want to learn how to fight, what book should you read!?
A scrapbook!.
What criminal doesn't take baths!?
A dirty crook!.
What cruel person would sit on a baby!?
A baby sitter
!.
What did the apple say to the apple pie!?
"You've got some crust!."
What did the banana do when the monkey chased it!?
The banana split!.
What did the big toe say to the little toe!?
"There's a big heel following us!.
"
What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday!?
A stole!.
What did the chicken say when it was put in the pot!?
"Boy, am I in hot water!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Push it!.
How do you make Mexican chilli!?
Take him to the North Pole!.
How does a hot dog speak!?
Frankly!.
How is a bell obedient!?
It sounds off only when it is told (tolled)
!.
If you cross a bee and chopped meat, what do you get!?
A humburger!.
If you cross a cat and a pickle, what do you have!?
A picklepuss!.
If you want to learn how to fight, what book should you read!?
A scrapbook!.
What criminal doesn't take baths!?
A dirty crook!.
What cruel person would sit on a baby!?
A baby sitter
!.
What did the apple say to the apple pie!?
"You've got some crust!."
What did the banana do when the monkey chased it!?
The banana split!.
What did the big toe say to the little toe!?
"There's a big heel following us!.
"
What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday!?
A stole!.
What did the chicken say when it was put in the pot!?
"Boy, am I in hot water!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
yeah all except the last one , kids might not get that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah I think they are good jokes for kids!.
Funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah they are goodish!.
depends on how old the kids are though if they will understand them or notWww@Enter-QA@Com
depends on how old the kids are though if they will understand them or notWww@Enter-QA@Com
i asked my little bro he just stared with his mouth open like what is this!.so no!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
NiceWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA they all were funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah lol! I thought I knew good jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a couple dont work, but the rest!.!.!. very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
im eleven!. little kids might laugh!. i thot they were pretty corny for me!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com