OK so my first lot for kids stunk how about these ?????!
Question: OK so my first lot for kids stunk how about these !?!?!?!?!?
Did you hear the story about the burp!?
Never mind!. It's not worth repeating!.
How are a bad boy and a canoe alike!?
They both get paddled!.
How can you calm down an angry dragon breathing smoke and fire!?
Throw water at him and he will let of steam!.
How can you get rich by eating!?
Eat fortune cookies!.
How can you keep a barking dog quiet!?
With hush puppies!.
How can you tell if an elephant has been in the refrigerator!?
By the footprints in the butter!.
How can you tell if there is an elephant in the refrigerator!?
The door won't shut!.
How can you tell if there is an elephant sleeping in your bed!?
Look for peanut shells!.
How did the girl zombie know the boy zombie liked her!?
He said, "You really kill me!."
How do you know if a soda is any good!?
A little swallow tells you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never mind!. It's not worth repeating!.
How are a bad boy and a canoe alike!?
They both get paddled!.
How can you calm down an angry dragon breathing smoke and fire!?
Throw water at him and he will let of steam!.
How can you get rich by eating!?
Eat fortune cookies!.
How can you keep a barking dog quiet!?
With hush puppies!.
How can you tell if an elephant has been in the refrigerator!?
By the footprints in the butter!.
How can you tell if there is an elephant in the refrigerator!?
The door won't shut!.
How can you tell if there is an elephant sleeping in your bed!?
Look for peanut shells!.
How did the girl zombie know the boy zombie liked her!?
He said, "You really kill me!."
How do you know if a soda is any good!?
A little swallow tells you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
umm!. it depends what age your asking these questions to!. If its like 5-7 than there good!. 8-10 not so much!. anything above dont even bother asking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try and find some jokes that dont have so many paly on word stuff goin on!.!. Just keep it simple and sorry but they arnt that funny again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLOLOLOLOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!. these are better!. but still not great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In the words of the immortal Basil Brush
BOOM BOOM !!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
BOOM BOOM !!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha very funny!. *sarcasm*Www@Enter-QA@Com
these r great timepass jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oldiesWww@Enter-QA@Com
betterWww@Enter-QA@Com
these suckWww@Enter-QA@Com
good and funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com