Little Johnny joke,is this funny?!
Question: Little Johnny joke,is this funny!?
One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants!.
The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing!?"
Then, Johnny said, "It hurts down there!."
"Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home", said the teacher!.
A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down!.
Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and he had his dick haging out of his pants!.
The teacher said, "Johnny, what's that doing hanging out of your pants!?!"
Then Johnny said, "My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she'll come and pick me up!."
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The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing!?"
Then, Johnny said, "It hurts down there!."
"Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home", said the teacher!.
A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down!.
Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and he had his dick haging out of his pants!.
The teacher said, "Johnny, what's that doing hanging out of your pants!?!"
Then Johnny said, "My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she'll come and pick me up!."
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Answers:
lol funny
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals!. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person!.
"Yes," said the policeman!. "The detectives want very badly to capture him!."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture!?"
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."
little johnny was misbehaving one day,so his mom told him to behave!.Little johnny says"Ill be good for a quarter!.!.!." So his mom says"Why cant you be like your father,be good for nothing>"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals!. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person!.
"Yes," said the policeman!. "The detectives want very badly to capture him!."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture!?"
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."
little johnny was misbehaving one day,so his mom told him to behave!.Little johnny says"Ill be good for a quarter!.!.!." So his mom says"Why cant you be like your father,be good for nothing>"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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