Well as i am on a roll will the kids like these ones YES or NO?!
Question: Well as i am on a roll will the kids like these ones YES or NO!?
What do you call a man who rescues drowning spooks from the sea !?
A ghost guard !
What do you call someone who makes half size models of fish !?
A scale modeller !
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles !?
A car-toonist !
What do you call someone who dances on cars !?
A morris dancer !
What do you call a fight between film actors !?
Star wars !
What do you call a group of cars !?
A clutch !
What do you call a puzzle that is so hard it makes people swear !?
A crossword !
What do you call a dog that is always getting into fights !?
A boxer !
What do you call a witches broomstick when you are very young !?
A broom broom !
What do you call a film about mallards !?
A duckumentary !Www@Enter-QA@Com
A ghost guard !
What do you call someone who makes half size models of fish !?
A scale modeller !
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles !?
A car-toonist !
What do you call someone who dances on cars !?
A morris dancer !
What do you call a fight between film actors !?
Star wars !
What do you call a group of cars !?
A clutch !
What do you call a puzzle that is so hard it makes people swear !?
A crossword !
What do you call a dog that is always getting into fights !?
A boxer !
What do you call a witches broomstick when you are very young !?
A broom broom !
What do you call a film about mallards !?
A duckumentary !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i got another one for ya:
Experienced economist and not so experienced economist are walking down the road!. They come across a pile of horse manure lying on the asphalt!.
Experienced economist: "If you eat it I'll give you $20,000!"
Not so experienced economist runs his optimization problem and figures out he's better off eating it so he does and collects money!.
Continuing along the same road they come across another pile of horse manure!.
Not so experienced economist: "Now, if YOU eat this I’ll give YOU $20,000!."
After evaluating the proposal experienced economist eats it and collects the money!.
They go on!. The not so experienced economist starts thinking: "Listen, we both have the same amount of money we had before, but we both ate horse manure!. I don't see us being better off!."
The experienced economist replies "Well, that's true, but you overlooked the fact that we've been just involved in $40,000 of trade!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Experienced economist and not so experienced economist are walking down the road!. They come across a pile of horse manure lying on the asphalt!.
Experienced economist: "If you eat it I'll give you $20,000!"
Not so experienced economist runs his optimization problem and figures out he's better off eating it so he does and collects money!.
Continuing along the same road they come across another pile of horse manure!.
Not so experienced economist: "Now, if YOU eat this I’ll give YOU $20,000!."
After evaluating the proposal experienced economist eats it and collects the money!.
They go on!. The not so experienced economist starts thinking: "Listen, we both have the same amount of money we had before, but we both ate horse manure!. I don't see us being better off!."
The experienced economist replies "Well, that's true, but you overlooked the fact that we've been just involved in $40,000 of trade!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
im 12 and got some of the jokes!.!.!.!. it all depends on wat age the kids are!.!.!. if they are under 10 they probably will only get a few of the jokes!.!.!.!.!. those jokes are more adultish in the concept of understanding!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
interesting and funny !.!.!.cheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Good ones mate!.!!!
Cheers!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones mate!.!!!
Cheers!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
like the 1 about star wars!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i didnt expect 2 see that 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
yesWww@Enter-QA@Com
noWww@Enter-QA@Com
ur not on a roll, i'm 13 i dnno what HALF of these areWww@Enter-QA@Com