Are the kids gonna love these YES or NO?!
Question: Are the kids gonna love these YES or NO!?
What do you call a scared biscuit !?
A cowardy custard cream !
What do you call a man whose father was a Canon !?
A son of a gun !
What do you call a man with two left feet !?
Whatever you like - if he tries to catch you he'll just run round in circles !
What do you call a weekly television programme about people getting washed !?
A soap opera !
What do you call a flock of birds who fly in formation !?
The red sparrows !
What do you call a bee that is always complaining !?
A grumble bee !
What would you call a friend who had an elephant on his head !?
A flatmate !
What do you call a posh pig delivering newspapers !?
Bacon rind !
What do you call a teacher who makes fireworks !?
A head banger !
What do you call a man that drills holes in teapots !?
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A cowardy custard cream !
What do you call a man whose father was a Canon !?
A son of a gun !
What do you call a man with two left feet !?
Whatever you like - if he tries to catch you he'll just run round in circles !
What do you call a weekly television programme about people getting washed !?
A soap opera !
What do you call a flock of birds who fly in formation !?
The red sparrows !
What do you call a bee that is always complaining !?
A grumble bee !
What would you call a friend who had an elephant on his head !?
A flatmate !
What do you call a posh pig delivering newspapers !?
Bacon rind !
What do you call a teacher who makes fireworks !?
A head banger !
What do you call a man that drills holes in teapots !?
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Answers:
LMAO!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats real funny
i got one for ya
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job!.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal!?" The mathematician replies "Four!." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly!?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly!."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal!?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four!."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal!?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, "What do you want it to equal"!?
ha ha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i got one for ya
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job!.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal!?" The mathematician replies "Four!." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly!?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly!."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal!?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four!."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal!?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, "What do you want it to equal"!?
ha ha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahahhaah Wow those are good!. Bettter then anything I could make!. I am probably the least funny person on the face of the earth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well maybe like 6-9 year olds not lik 10-13 year olds ther just laugh in your face and think your senileWww@Enter-QA@Com
The son of a gun joke was the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
YES!!!! *Www@Enter-QA@Com
No - I doubt it very much!. They're far too sensible and street-wiseWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
yesWww@Enter-QA@Com
why not get a life !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.go out sometimes in the real worldWww@Enter-QA@Com