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A couple, both age 58, went to a sex therapist's office!. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you!?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse!?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed!.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50!. This happened several weeks in a row!. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave!.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out!?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything!. She's married and we can't go to her house!. I'm married and we can't go to my house!. The Holiday Inn charges $90!. The Hilton charges $108!. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50!. This happened several weeks in a row!. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave!.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out!?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything!. She's married and we can't go to her house!. I'm married and we can't go to my house!. The Holiday Inn charges $90!. The Hilton charges $108!. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Heck, I'd pay $7 for sex!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past!. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog!.
The children fell to discussing the dog's duties!.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster!.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck!."
A third child brought the argument to a close!. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past!. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog!.
The children fell to discussing the dog's duties!.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster!.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck!."
A third child brought the argument to a close!. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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