Hey do you like these jokes which ones the best?!
Question: Hey do you like these jokes which ones the best!?
1!.
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop!.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly!?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
2!.
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes!?
A: Because they always forget the recipe!.
3!.
Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator!. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground!. Who picks it up!?
A: The pregnant woman!.!.!. the other two aren't real !'
4!.
Yo' mama's so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven!
5!.
Yo' mama so fat, her doctor said she had a flesh-eating disease and told her she had 13 years to live!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop!.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly!?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
2!.
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes!?
A: Because they always forget the recipe!.
3!.
Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator!. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground!. Who picks it up!?
A: The pregnant woman!.!.!. the other two aren't real !'
4!.
Yo' mama's so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven!
5!.
Yo' mama so fat, her doctor said she had a flesh-eating disease and told her she had 13 years to live!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
All of them are really funny, but number 3 is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The one about the missing 3 episodes is funny!. I mean it's mean but funny!.
Anyway, I think #3 is okay!. I heard #1 before!.!.!.I thought that was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Anyway, I think #3 is okay!. I heard #1 before!.!.!.I thought that was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first one wins, but let me give you a Mama joke
Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV set, I miss three episdodesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV set, I miss three episdodesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Number 5 is the best!. Number 1 is also funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1,3, and 5Www@Enter-QA@Com
1 is funny, 5 is the best!. The rest aren't that great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Number 1 and 3 are sorta fun i guess!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
3 and 5 haha they were soo good!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I really dont think any of them are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
3Www@Enter-QA@Com
3Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd have to say only # 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would say 1 and 4Www@Enter-QA@Com
only the first one
rest didnt even make me smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
rest didnt even make me smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
5 is the best!.!.!.!. the rest I've heard too many times before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com