A very funny joke?!
Question: A very funny joke!?
"Hello!?"
"Hi, honey!.
This is Daddy!.
Is Mommy near the phone!?"
"No, Daddy!.
She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul!."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says, "But, honey,
you don't have an Uncle Paul!."
"Oh, yes, I do and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy right now!."
Brief Pause!.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do!.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car
just pulled into the driveway!."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute!."
A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone!.
"I did it Daddy!."
"And what happened, honey!?"
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed
with no clothes on and ran around screaming!.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul!?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too!.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool!. But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water last week to clean it!.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool!?
Is this 486-5731!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Hi, honey!.
This is Daddy!.
Is Mommy near the phone!?"
"No, Daddy!.
She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul!."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says, "But, honey,
you don't have an Uncle Paul!."
"Oh, yes, I do and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy right now!."
Brief Pause!.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do!.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car
just pulled into the driveway!."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute!."
A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone!.
"I did it Daddy!."
"And what happened, honey!?"
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed
with no clothes on and ran around screaming!.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul!?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too!.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool!. But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water last week to clean it!.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool!?
Is this 486-5731!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OMG!! That is the funniest joke I have ever heard!! That deserves two thunbs up and a star!! Wish I could give you two!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!!
love it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
love it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny and hilarious! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!.this is so funny!.!.!.
that guy is so stupid!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that guy is so stupid!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAH HAH HAH SO FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
that was really funny
have heard this beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was really funny
have heard this beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao that was funny
A star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
A star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
WOWWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG that is so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg that is wicked funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
great!
have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
great!
have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ehh!.!.!. i've already heard this before
but have a star anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com
but have a star anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. Oh my gosh, this is seriously one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard!. Thanks for posting!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wat du u mean by the 486-5731 part!? i dnt git diss joke!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com