Hilarious!! :-)?!
Question: Hilarious!! :-)!?
A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk & Honey!.!.!.
!.!.!. where the streets are paved with gold!. Black gold that is!.!. But the husband can find no work!.
His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray:
"Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family!.!.!."
Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the Black man coming over the top of the hill, who is struggling with a broken grocery sack and who loses a wheel of cheese!.
When the Mexican man opens his eyes, the large wheel of Cheddar cheese from the man's grocery bag rolls down the hill and lands at the Mexican's feet!!
Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you," he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home!. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos!.
"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things!?" she inquires!.
"No, the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message!.!.!.as I ran home, I kept hearing a voice yelling!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"THAT'S NACH-YO CHEESE!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!. where the streets are paved with gold!. Black gold that is!.!. But the husband can find no work!.
His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray:
"Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family!.!.!."
Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the Black man coming over the top of the hill, who is struggling with a broken grocery sack and who loses a wheel of cheese!.
When the Mexican man opens his eyes, the large wheel of Cheddar cheese from the man's grocery bag rolls down the hill and lands at the Mexican's feet!!
Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you," he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home!. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos!.
"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things!?" she inquires!.
"No, the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message!.!.!.as I ran home, I kept hearing a voice yelling!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"THAT'S NACH-YO CHEESE!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS A GOOD ONE!!! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com