What is a joke..A polar bear walks into a bar and?!
Question: What is a joke!.!.A polar bear walks into a bar and!?
says to the bartender, "I'll have a Rum!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and coke!." The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause!?"
The bear responds, "I dunno!.!.!. I've always had them!."
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This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink!.
He stays like that for half-an-hour!. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down!.
The poor man starts crying!. The bully says: ''Come on man, I was just joking!. Tell ya what, I'll buy you another drink!. I just can't see a man crying!.''
No, it's not that!. Today day is the worst of my life!. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting!. My boss was outrageous and fired me!. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen!.
The police said they could do nothing!. I got a cab to return home, paid the cab driver, and the cab drove off!. It was then I found that I left my wallet in the cab!. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man!. I left home and came to this bar!. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison!.!.!.''Www@Enter-QA@Com
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!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and coke!." The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause!?"
The bear responds, "I dunno!.!.!. I've always had them!."
//////////////////////////////////////!.!.!.
This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink!.
He stays like that for half-an-hour!. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down!.
The poor man starts crying!. The bully says: ''Come on man, I was just joking!. Tell ya what, I'll buy you another drink!. I just can't see a man crying!.''
No, it's not that!. Today day is the worst of my life!. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting!. My boss was outrageous and fired me!. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen!.
The police said they could do nothing!. I got a cab to return home, paid the cab driver, and the cab drove off!. It was then I found that I left my wallet in the cab!. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man!. I left home and came to this bar!. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison!.!.!.''Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i have posted the same joke recently
only best jokes get my attention
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only best jokes get my attention
here have a star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Your jokes are always good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was alrite!.!.!.!.a lil confusing thouWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolz!.!.!.Gud one!.!.!.A bit too long though!.!.!.~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
2nd one is F U N N Y!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheh yes i remember that one lolWww@Enter-QA@Com