Another little joke for you?!
Question: Another little joke for you!?
A 45 year old woman, Edna, had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital!. While on the operating table she had a near death experience!.
Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up!?' God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live!.'
Upon recovery, Edna decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck!. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her
teeth! The full package and since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it!.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital but while crossing the street on her way home, she was run over by an ambulance and killed!.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded 'I thought you said I had another 43 years!? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance!?'
God replied: Blimey Edna, I didn't recognise you !!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up!?' God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live!.'
Upon recovery, Edna decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck!. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her
teeth! The full package and since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it!.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital but while crossing the street on her way home, she was run over by an ambulance and killed!.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded 'I thought you said I had another 43 years!? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance!?'
God replied: Blimey Edna, I didn't recognise you !!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ignore them!. You've got great jokes!.
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Haven't seen that one before!.
I think it's good!.
Here's my joke:
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office!. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills!."
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs!. Smith, but you're 75 years old!. What possible use could you have for birth control pills!?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep better!."
The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep!?"
The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think it's good!.
Here's my joke:
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office!. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills!."
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs!. Smith, but you're 75 years old!. What possible use could you have for birth control pills!?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep better!."
The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep!?"
The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Although I′ve read it before This without doubt is one of the funniest Jokes of the decade!. Full marks for posting it!. I hope you recognise the star I′ve sent!. Still smiling!.!.!.!.!.Yep it′s good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i enjoyed it !.!.!.i used to have a grandma who was very philosophical!.!.she often use to say !.!.!.you can kiss a nun once !.!.you can kiss them twice !.but!.!.you mustn't get into the habit!Www@Enter-QA@Com
do you not check this web site !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.sorry I now realise you do that is where you got this one from !.!.!.!.!.!.!.it is on every weekWww@Enter-QA@Com
similar one posted not too long ago!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
FIRST OF ALL IT IS NOT A SMALL JOKE!.
AND I DON'T FIND IT ANY FUNNY!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
AND I DON'T FIND IT ANY FUNNY!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahehe
well i liked it anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com
well i liked it anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's good!.!.!.I think i have heard it before!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard it beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
First time I have read it, LOL, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
old jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I really like it though I've heard it before!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is a new joke to me and I thought it was good!. Thank you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheh,,,,it made me laugh! ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's a good one!.!.!.well told too!.!.!.I think it's good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
welL done good jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
an ol' joke indeedWww@Enter-QA@Com
dont really know what to sayWww@Enter-QA@Com