Elevator Shenanigans?!
Question: Elevator Shenanigans!?
1!. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off!.
2!. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers!.
3!. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4!. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly!.
5!. Sell Girl Scout cookies!.
6!. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator!.
7!. Shave!.
8!. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there!?"
9!. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator!. Wear
yours upside-down!.
10!. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off!.
11!. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the
doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves!.
12!. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13!. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshakeWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers!.
3!. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4!. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly!.
5!. Sell Girl Scout cookies!.
6!. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator!.
7!. Shave!.
8!. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there!?"
9!. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator!. Wear
yours upside-down!.
10!. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off!.
11!. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the
doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves!.
12!. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13!. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshakeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Oh my god that's so funny! How about this: scratch your butt and pick your nose, then complain about your awful fleas!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when it gets quiet, ask people did they hear something sounding like cables snappingWww@Enter-QA@Com
how about making noises as if you were having an orgasm!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny post all of themWww@Enter-QA@Com