Things not to say at Thanksgiving (Adult type humor)?!
Question: Things not to say at Thanksgiving (Adult type humor)!?
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist!."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet!?"
"Are you going to come again next time!?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it!?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat!."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in!."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once!?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin!."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it!."
"How long will it take after you stick it in!?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up!."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming!?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy!.!.!.I'll do the rest!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist!."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet!?"
"Are you going to come again next time!?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it!?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat!."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in!."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once!?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin!."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it!."
"How long will it take after you stick it in!?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up!."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming!?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy!.!.!.I'll do the rest!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Holy crap, the turkey's moving
I got chineese
BIBLE FIGHT!
I don't think the corn goes there johnny
I!.!.!.Like!.!.!.!.Muffins!
I!.!.!.Like!.!.!.Nachos!
Go Burn in Hell Grandma Stuffins!
"you can kiss my ***"
"easy grandma, noone meant to insult you"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got chineese
BIBLE FIGHT!
I don't think the corn goes there johnny
I!.!.!.Like!.!.!.!.Muffins!
I!.!.!.Like!.!.!.Nachos!
Go Burn in Hell Grandma Stuffins!
"you can kiss my ***"
"easy grandma, noone meant to insult you"Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's actually things you can only get away with saying at Thanksgiving!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont have thanksgiving but they would be very embaressing, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha, some of those were hilarious =0)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HaHaHaHa they were funny!.!.!.!.!.good one
-Lucky DWww@Enter-QA@Com
-Lucky DWww@Enter-QA@Com
HA ! HA ! Who's up for some pie !?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha happy thanksgiving! (i know im early, but i hope its a happy one just the same!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha tell those to the kiddiesWww@Enter-QA@Com
roflmao!.!.!. I have to use some of these!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some funny lines in there!.!.!.and something to listen for at the next function!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
now i know why i won't bring my boyfriend to dinner!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com