Ever wonder about those people who spend 2 quid a time on little bottles of evia!
Question: Ever wonder about those people who spend 2 quid a time on little bottles of evian!? try spelling evian backward
A bloke keeps ringin me and singin stand and deliver down the phone line!.I keep tellin him he`s got the wrong number,but he` adamant!.!.!.!.!. A barman looks at the bar and sees a bloke with his head down!.The bloke hasn`t touched his drink for over half an hour!.The barman calls over" is somethin wrong m8!?" The man looks up"yeah,i caught my wife in bed with my best friend!." "thats horrible!.What did u do!?" replies the barman!. "i kicked her out,its over!." "wow" says the barman," thats pretty drastic,what did u say 2 ure best friend!?" The man shakes his head," i sat him down!.!.!.tied him up!.!.!.looked him straight in the eye!.!.!." and said, " bad dog!!! Bad dog!!""Www@Enter-QA@Com
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rofpmsl those are 2 very funny ones stuartWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Naive - got it - lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
What a man joke this is oh do you laugh!? I suppose woman with dog /best friend !.!.!.!.!. get a life you guys don't be so insensitive !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first one just about says it all really!. You've got to be some sad git to buy water!.Www@Enter-QA@Com