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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink!. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers!. So when he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen!. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head and fired a shot into the ceiling!. ''WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS!?'' he yelled!.
No one answered!.
''ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA' BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS!''
Some of the locals shifted restlessly!. The cowboy had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town!. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, ''Say partner, before you go!. !. !.what happened in Texas!?''
The cowboy turned back and said, ''I had to walk home!.''Www@Enter-QA@Com
No one answered!.
''ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA' BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS!''
Some of the locals shifted restlessly!. The cowboy had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town!. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, ''Say partner, before you go!. !. !.what happened in Texas!?''
The cowboy turned back and said, ''I had to walk home!.''Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Heres one for you!.
An Englishman walks into a pub with an octopus!. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tell everyone in the pub this is a very talented animal!. "He can play any musical instrument in the world!." Everyone in the pub laughs, calling him an idiot!. So he says that he will bet $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play!. A Welshman walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus!. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Segovia!. The Welshman pays his $50!. Another Englishman walks up with a trumpet!. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis!. This Englishman also pays up his $50!. Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes!. He gives them to the octopus who fumbles around with them in a confused fashion for several minutes!. "Ha!" the Scot says, "Can ye nae play it!?" The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it!? I'm going to make love to it as soon as I figure out hove to get it's pajamas off!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heres one for you!.
An Englishman walks into a pub with an octopus!. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tell everyone in the pub this is a very talented animal!. "He can play any musical instrument in the world!." Everyone in the pub laughs, calling him an idiot!. So he says that he will bet $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play!. A Welshman walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus!. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Segovia!. The Welshman pays his $50!. Another Englishman walks up with a trumpet!. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis!. This Englishman also pays up his $50!. Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes!. He gives them to the octopus who fumbles around with them in a confused fashion for several minutes!. "Ha!" the Scot says, "Can ye nae play it!?" The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it!? I'm going to make love to it as soon as I figure out hove to get it's pajamas off!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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