Can you believe what comes out of the mouths of babes?!
Question: Can you believe what comes out of the mouths of babes!?
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales!.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small!.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale!.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human;
it was physically impossible!.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah"!.
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell!?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small!.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale!.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human;
it was physically impossible!.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah"!.
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell!?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY!!
One of my favorite jokes now! I would give you a million stars but I can only give u 1 so here u goWww@Enter-QA@Com
One of my favorite jokes now! I would give you a million stars but I can only give u 1 so here u goWww@Enter-QA@Com
I hope my daughter is smart enough to have a come back like that when she is faced with stupid teachers!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Gotta love little kids :)
I was babysitting a little boy and he came up and sat on my lap!.!.!.upon doing so he announces to everyone in the room "You have prickly things on your legs!" Needless to say, I never let him sit on my lap again :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was babysitting a little boy and he came up and sat on my lap!.!.!.upon doing so he announces to everyone in the room "You have prickly things on your legs!" Needless to say, I never let him sit on my lap again :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I say this!.!.!. Did the teacher think they were a god!? Many false gods out there and how brain washed was this child!? I would hope, for the child's sake, that she'll be raised as a free thinker and I do respect that she is starting the path of life that's she's at now!. I hope regardless she's a free thinking Catholic, not some hypocrite like many! also, I do see how this child did give only advise and I too only advise Truth, Facts, and Reason!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.!.!.rofl!.!.!.lol!.!.!.omg!.!.what a smart aleck!
Very funny!. Good clean joke too!
Didn't expect that ending!!! lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!. Good clean joke too!
Didn't expect that ending!!! lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com